February 2012
3 posts
fiftytwo.
go somewhere.
fiftyone.
get closer.
fifty.
give more, expect less.
January 2012
3 posts
fourtynine.
it’s good to be amazing, it’s better to be amazed.
fourtyseven.
awesome is rarely gradual.
December 2011
3 posts
fourtysix.
round up.
fourtyfive.
take the scenic route.
fourtyfour.
always mind your surroundings.
November 2011
2 posts
fortythree.
If you’re doing it for the money, you’re doing it wrong.
October 2011
4 posts
fortyone.
stir the pot. rock the boat. melt some faces.
forty.
things are rarely as bad as they seem.
“stay hungry, stay foolish.”
– Steve Jobs
thirtyeight.
be awesome (no exceptions).
September 2011
1 post
thirtyseven.
always keep the camera rolling.
August 2011
2 posts
“stay sharp, be blunt.”
– daniel batallés
thirtysix.
keep your jokes dirty and your hands clean.
July 2011
2 posts
thirtyfive.
play to your strengths.
thirtyfour.
empty is as empty does.
thirtythree.
if you have to keep learning the same lesson over and over again, you probably never learned it in the first place.
June 2011
7 posts
thirtytwo.
slower traffic keep right.
thirtyone.
nut up or shut up.
“496: there are plenty of ways to enter a pool. the stairs ain’t one.”
– 1001 rules for my unborn son.
“493: the man at the grill is the closest thing we have to a king. fetch him...”
– 1001 rules for my unborn son.
twentyeight.
two things that are rarely overrated: inspiration and perspiration.
twentyseven.
when it comes to mariokart, there’s only one rule: no brakes and no breaks.
twentysix.
everything almost always either gets better as time goes on (jennifer aniston) or worse as time goes on (courtney cox). rarely do things stay the same.
May 2011
4 posts
twentyfive.
a change of scenery is always good for the soul.
twentyfour.
many of life’s most complicated questions are best addressed with simple answers.
twentythree.
the number one sign that all hell has broken loose and you should start panicing is when someone says, “it’s ok, don’t panic.”
February 2011
2 posts
twentytwo.
plan carefully, live recklessly.
twentyone.
when all else fails, go for the balls.
January 2011
3 posts
twenty.
5 things that should be in every fridge at any given moment:
-ketchup
-ranch
-bbq sauce
-salsa
-hot sauce of choice (bonus points if it’s siracha)
“pain is God’s megaphone.”
– Rick Warren
eighteen.
the commute is only as boring as you make it.
December 2010
7 posts
“if everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.”
– Mario Andretti
“dessert first. just in case Jesus comes back.”
– Carizza Sioco
sixteen.
common sense is overrated.
fifteen.
stereotypes become stereotypes for a reason.
fourteen.
have an opinion. defend it (well).
thirteen.
screen name. login in. user id. it doesn’t matter…. no numbers, no symbols, no x’s, and no weird spellings.
August 2010
2 posts
“don’t let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork and spoon.”
– marie, everybody loves raymond
eleven.
no midgets.
July 2010
2 posts
ten.
save the drama for your mama.
nine.
defensive drivers are safe. offensive drivers are fun.
June 2010
1 post
eight.
do something you’re good at, or do something you love. if it’s the same thing, you’ve got it made.
seven.
you get what you pay for.
May 2010
8 posts
six.
keep learning.